Wednesday, March 31, 2004 :::
 

So there we were lying on the bed. She had just told me in a drunken mischievous sort of way that if I stick around she would surprise me. But what surprised me more at that moment was watching how weird and mechanical Japanese porn was. She had ordered this up on the hotel room PPV to set a mood, I guess, but the actors sure were bad and the sex seemed lame and soulless. It was forshadowing the events to come. In the background I could hear the ludicrous grunts of another couple having sex on the balcony outside.

Then it started to get really strange. She whipped off her top and her large breasts dangled down as she bent down over me. She went to work giving me my “surprise” but the weird thing was I never really found this girl attractive and while the whole thing was going on I was sort of wondering about how to get out of there as fast as possible.

My buddy had dragged me out on the town, he needed a wing man. He said he met these girls at the beach and he just knew they were looking to get hammered and have a wild night. Me I would have been content watching the Wheel of Fortune and packing a bowl or two. But he social bullied me and the next thing I knew we were at the Sheridan Surfrider playing Quarters with these girls who were truly bad at the game and getting worse with each chug.

I should of left when I caught my mind wandering because after we ….. well you know, she was looking for me to spend the night. Well I just pulled on my trunks and made some lame excuse about early work blah blah blah and left feeling terrible about myself. She was all “Please don’t go we can do it again” I was all “nah nah, gotta run baby” and bolted.

How lame is that?

::: posted by Mega at 5:56 AM

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