Wednesday, February 26, 2003 :::
 

Dan the man had it all figured out.

Get a bunch of exotic parrots and toucan's a bunch of cheap 35 mill camera's

Some Waikiki locals to walk the beach with the birds on their shoulders asking tourists if they want some shots with the bird to remember their fabulous Hawaiian vacation. No license needed cash business model.

It worked for a while till all the other beach hustlers saw the success and the imitators abounded. Soon the city and county was up in arms. Cruelty to animals, where are these birds coming from?
His apartment was a horrible place 15 birds squawking and shitting all night nothing short of bizarre to walk in there and see that sight. His buddy was at the door and they were off to spend some of that tourist cash.

Moose was the King of Waikiki all 6 ft 7 blonde HPU basketball scholarship got him to the islands but it was the easy money in Waikiki that corrupted him. Petti-cabs were the ticket. The Japanese yen was so overvalued that the Japanese tourists had no idea how much their money was worth in US$ 's. You charge them 50US for a ride of seven blocks in a petti-cab and you could do it all night ."2 fidy senk-you". $1,000 cash in your pocket. California girls just looking for romance on their two week-spring break or graduation trip. Every night was better than the last if you were the king of the beach. Trouble was it was all too easy. The wave, the Pink Cadillac, all open till 4 am. The hotels, the girls, the booze. Pretty soon there was no need to go to school. Ripping off the Japanese alarmed the City and county of Honolulu after two summers the petti-cabs were gone.

You have to be fast in the islands your new girlfriend fly's home in a week. Your business will be copied and killed. You fall hard sometimes, even guys like Dan & Moose. "This how we do it in Honolulu" Moose said grabbing the Burger King microphone at the counter of the fast food joint.

"This is how we do it in HO-NO-LU-LU" he announced again with a leering grin drawing out the syllables as he made an obscene gesture towards the pretty local filipina girl working the counter.

Even at 6'7" he was in no shape for what happened next.

Tongan's have a nasty temper and should be avoided at all costs. Moose was drunk and felt empowered by a summer of sex money and power. From out of the back came a "eh you like beef?" The Tongan said as he edged right up for a confrontation.

Ice is a sort of amphetamine smoked like crack cocaine. It makes the user an edgy psycho.

The Tongan was clearly iced and ready for battle he gripped is car key between his knuckles so it stuck out of his fist like a knife. They say if you want to win a fight you've got to get the first shot in. In Tonga winning a fight is a matter of honour.

He slashed at the king of Waikiki's throat before he realized what was happening. The blood spurted out on the floor as all six foot seven inches of Moose collapsed. "this... is... how.. we... do... it... in..... Honolulu" he gasped as he died on the floor.

::: posted by Mega at 8:46 AM

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