Wednesday, June 29, 2005 :::
 

Shake off any doubts of imminent demise.

There is power in positive thinking.
but
The converse is also true.



No longer content driving the local people crazy, annoying neighbours take their fight global!

Rupert: West Quebec;

In a strange and fucked up place. Two strange local inhabitants have begun instilling their personal philosophies into various stone age tribes in remote corners of the still undiscovered highlands of New Guinnea.

These competing philosophies consist of running lawn mowers, tractors and assorted power tools at impolite hours vs a philosophy that reveres peace and quiet over everything else.

Naturally these two views are at odds. Thus ensuring tribal warfare for many eons to come.

"We thought our fights here in cottage country were really something, so we decided to take it global" said one of the local characters.

"Yeah, if it wasn't for his stupid noise I wouldn't have become the crusader for quiet that I am am today" claimed the other.

Since the two had been fighting for years with no signs of letting up and both reaching the age where fighting seems, well.... undignified. This will ensure stupid arguments can escalate into grudges and finally vendetta's for centuries to come.

::: posted by Mega at 5:02 AM

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