Wednesday, May 21, 2003 :::
 

Mad cow west nile SARS Terror threat. Great!

So maybe if you don't listen to the news none of it is real. if a tree falls in the forest and none one is there blah blah .....

So the feaky dude with the cat in the hat asked me for change. I said I would if I could, in fact I was planning on a change soon, cause if not, I might get some spooky new disease. "No money" he said "ohh money" I said then I flipped him a twoonie but as it slowly flew through the air a black raven swooped down from a telephone pole and stabbed it with its orange beak and flew off into the skyscrapers. the freaky dude and I just looked on stunned. Then he said "Did you know that the inuit in the arctic are the only tribe of humans not to have figured out an alchohol intoxicant for themselves? They had no plants to ferment."

"Wow" I said as I stared at the poor fellow nearby sucking on some Listerine

::: posted by Mega at 5:27 AM

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